OK let's start this with a "Who's Who" ......
Tom Boyfriend. Post-divorce relationship. Miserable. Boring. Owns the most perfect specimen of penis.
Mum Drinks & smokes too much. Funny. Single for past 8 years. Married 4 times. Self-employed. Living on breadline.
Matt Ex-husband. Photographer. Soul-mate.
David Older brother. Grounded, except when it comes to his 'projects'. Current project: VW Camper Van
Michelle Sister-in-law, married to David. Grounded. Funny. Irish
Jane Sister (youngest). Ex-escort girl, junkie & petty criminal. Married the boss, lives in 5-bedroom house. Mother to 10-month Grace.
Steve Brother-in-law. Married to Jane.
Liz Sister (middle). Cross between Saffy & Jane Seymour. Married, lives in rented cottage. Mother to 10-month Charlie.
Lee Brother-in-law. Married to Liz